As most of the attacking wave only had one hand free (no one set down their Starbucks) the confiscation proceeded slowly. This was a clever solution to the problem of the people who have guns living nowhere near and having nothing to do with those who oppose guns.Īfter over 200,000,000 people showed up, waves of millenials descended on the crowd. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (whose name graced the aircraft carrier USS AOC, now in the process of being handed over to the Native American nation, spa, and casino formed out of the former state of Texas), standing outside Fox headquarters, challenged anyone with one of those automatic guns with the handle on top to take a free shot at her. ![]() ![]() The key event in the Second Civil War, the Great Confiscation of Guns, took place even before the struggle proper unfolded. All perished in the White Guilt Plague of 2026, its origin traced to the Oberlin campus. Statues now line the National Mall, and school kids know the names: Krugman, Friedman, Bruni, Rubin, and Boot. “Newspaper” (so called because it once contained news and was published on actual paper, for the elderly) columnists at The New York Times and Washington Post, now the Ministry of Truth, tried hard enough to warn us it was coming. ![]() ![]() The last straw was Rudy Giuliani stripping down to his borats and shouting “Never concede! Wolverines!” The Second Civil War had begun.
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